Posted by
Dave on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 6:36:50 PM
Ladies in skimpy cloths!
As some of you might or might not know I manage a furniture store in Raleigh. Now I have been holding off on talking about this for awhile. The reason is I was afraid on how to approach the subject. But this past weekend was the straw that broke the camels back. Let me explain, one of my co-workers was helping a lady up load up her new table. As they were putting the box into her vehicle her boobs (AKA Breasts) bounced out of her blouse she looked up at him and stated will I guess you got your tip and laughed. She then got into her vehicle with her boobs still hanging out and drove off. Not to long ago I was showing this couple a mattress and the lady was wearing a really short dress. She jumped on the mattress and exposed everything. Being the gentlemen that I am I moved to the side so as not to get the view. Her husband then said don’t look up my wife’s dress. I explained to him that was why I moved off to the side so I would not have to. What I really wanted to say was if you were so concerned about that she should not have worn that dress. But then again I was trying to sell a mattress. Just this past Saturday a lady about 25 came into the store with a real low cut blouse and jumped into a big swivel chair. Her boobs almost came out of blouse. She at lest was or appeared to be embarrassed, well maybe because she was with her mom and dad. What I think I am trying to say is, ladies if you wear outfits like this expect men to look after all we are only human, and husbands and or boy friends if your wife or girl friend wears stuff like that don’t get mad when other men look, because husbands and boy friends you know dang well that you look when you’re not with your wife or girl friend. Heck I have seen you look when you are with them. On the other hand ladies if you look like a Sumo Wrestler PLEASE cover it up and for goodness sake don’t wear spandex. It makes you look like a beached whale. And you other ladies well if you are going to wear that real skimpy stuff expect us guys to look. One last thing to remember is that you just might give us older guys a heart attack. So if it’s me I hope that you are up to date on CPR. Wink, Wink.